Today is National Limerick Day, so, much as I did on National Haiku Day, I present you with a personal ditty I wrote waaaaaay back when:
There was a young lady of Ghent,
Who was looking in vain for a gent.
When none could be found,
She turned herself 'round,
And became the Mistress of Kent.
Hey, I was a kid, okay?! Actually, I think it is quite randy for an adolescent, don't you? And I did not even get kicked out of school!
Happy National Limerick Day!!!!!!!!