Before we get started with veggie pictures, let me show you one reason why I no longer grow tomatoes in my yard:
Let's move on to the veggie portion of our show! We are much later in the season, now, and I can see the change in the colors of the produce. Still beautiful, though.
Here is my standard mater shot:
Unfortunately, okra season is NOT over yet:
Sweet peppers:
Eggplant:
Yellow squash and one baby Hubbard Squash:
Zukes:
Some of Farmer Katie's fruit:
... and corn:
In the floral tent, we had Gladiolas:
Butterfly Weed:
Back to Farmer Katie and more fruit:
... and her cut flowers:
... which is how she dresses all the time. Actually, she said she is more often in Victorian garb. Seriously, she wears it every day! Check out her waist ... corset. She and her husband give presentations on fashion in history. You can read more about them and their collection of antique clothing and daily-wear reproductions on their Web site. (She was wearing white gloves!) I think she is going to make the rest of us look real bad, but she is so nice, we'll let her.Here is a peek at my little corner:
Okay, that's the end of the normal part of the show. This is where you'd expect to see the doggie parade, but I'm reforming, and took zero (none, nil, nada, not a one) pictures of dogs today. To make it up to you, I have two new features, but they may not be appropriate for small children. Please send them away. ... ... ... ... Okay, ready?
I bring you installment #1 of "What not to wear to a farmers market":
Cute, yes. Appropriate? No. You would be amazed at some of the things we see walking through. This is the first time I've had the nerve to post one. I must be "in a mood" or something.The next offering I have is "mutant veggies". I took a poll, and it was unanimous: you must post them. Since we know I always do as I'm told (HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!), here we go.
Back-story: When I arrive, pretty much all the other crafters and ALL the farmers have already set up. I sit near Farmer Mike, and he and one of the other guys have some fun going through the veggies and picking out mutants. They stand them on top of the bins, then drag me over to see their handiwork once I arrive. This is what I got to see today:
#1:
#2:
And #3:
I don't even want to talk about this one, but it was not nice. Did you know grown men giggle? They do!
Okay, that's the end of the market pics. In other news, I'm getting a pedicure tomorrow morning (maybe) and then I may play with my polymer clay and see if I can make buttons. I also wanted to clear off my work table tonight and play with canvas and paints. Anyone want to take bets on the artsy parts of these plans? :)
Thanks for stopping by!
great pics. that is one well-endowed squash (or whatever the white one is)!!
ReplyDeletelove the new features :)
The gorgeous flowers made up for the lack of dogs. I'm lying - but they were beautiful! The mutant veggies look more like men with big noses than ... well, you know. The black & white ones were kinda cute. Excellent market blog, as usual.
ReplyDeleteThat's it. Must. Find. Farmer's. Market!
ReplyDeleteAnd loving the inappropriate veggies! :)
(My verification word is "epshnott"...I have no idea what it means, but I'm thinking I have to use it somewhere!)
I'm right there with you about the okra - blech. Fried it is edible but any other way it is just slimy and nasty. Love the mutant veggies but I will never understand why men must make everything about their "parts". Those eggplant obviously have huge noses and the last one has arms. Duh. Men....*shaking my head*.
ReplyDeleteOkra HAS to be fried, although my mom ate some straight from the garden the other day and she said it tasted like, well okra. She cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteOh my! I thought the mutant market shots were so funny, but I really laughed out loud when I read your question about the grown men giggling. That is just too funny!
Thanks for posting the mutants, as well as all your other beautiful photos!
Back to my blog surfing, and I'm trying to get caught up with all of your wonderful posts! I loved all of these pictures. Those mutant veggies were pretty funny and the butterfly weed is a beautiful flower. I've never seen it and would love to have it growing in my yard. I have a butterfly bush, but it's nowhere near as pretty and for some reason the butterflies seem to think so too and don't come to it as I had hoped. Of course, being that I live in DE, I wouldn't be surprised if all of the giant mosquitoes and huge flys have eaten all of the lovely butterflies or something horrid. I don't much care fore DE... ;)
ReplyDeleteI could do without the mutant veggies quite easily, thankyouverymuch.
ReplyDeleteBut . . . please show us more What Not to Wear to the Market! That, I enjoy!!